if you like me i’ll literally never realize it until you tell me, “I like you” and even then I’m still not sure

(Source: r0yall, via heeyitsemily)


me liking your selfie could either mean “that’s a nice picture friend” or “i want to bend you over a table” but you’ll never know

(via woahlovely)


Really funny how people making fun of immigrants speaking “broken english” only know one fucking language.

(via jayceelin)